Friday, April 1, 2011
Why my cats might go hungry this month
Dear Tigger and Spike:
Yes, I know the two of you are responsible, so stop trying to blame the others. I forgave you for scattering some 40 bottles of glimmer mist across my floor while I was at work. But then I went to pay the bills. I needed a new book of checks, so I went to the usual location. Strangely, there were no checks there. I looked around, moved a few items. No checks. Panic began to set in... had some crazy burglar broke in, stole some checks, and then slipped out, locking the doors behind him?
Then I saw them. Scattered across a corner of the floor, under my desk, and behind a trash can. Really? You took my checks? What were you planning on doing with them, little kitties? They can't taste all that great, and they don't do anything interesting when you bat at them. But they do pay for things. Like cat food. Better think twice before you hide things that are necessary for your survival, little guys. Being cute won't get you far when your 'momma' ain't got a dime.
your grumpy person